I had a thought today, no not a though a major revelation. Those of you of the age ripe enough to remember the 80s and have a wedge haircut and wanted to look like that ponce from a Flock Of Pigeons or whatever , read on and see how true this is.
Now nobody really likes the dentist. They are rarely fit and the uniform doesn't allow any cleavage reveal anyway so stuggling to find a positive about the dentist. Then I remembered the mouthwash. It tasted just like rootbeer. Now when I used to go to the dentist I was always getting the stuff and it was lush but I still had to go to the dentist. When I discovered McDonalds Rootbeeer that was it I was hooked and the sugary mouth rot. Where they the same substance ? I mean the mouthwash was like rootbeer with a double vodka in it, horah !
Was there a secret conspiracy between the dental profession and macdonalds to get the youth of the 80s hoked on rootbeer and thus create the need for more dental trips ask kids teeth rotted on the syrupy but oooh so good beverage ??
For legal reasons I cannot say this is anything but a merest suggestion of the outside possibility but lets face it when you think about it , it all makes sense.
Dentists are all loaded now are they not, where they back then ? No for gods sake they had the same magazines in the waiting room for 5 years ! Where did all that money come from I wonder mmmmm...
